Wow! There is no way that NASA will allow Boeing to use Starliner to return the two stranded astronauts back to Earth!

It turns out that when NASA asked Boeing to send their Starliner back to Earth on its own without crew, Boeing said that they had forgotten how to create such a program and they will need at least a month to make this work! (On their last test mission, Starliner knew how to do this since it had no crew on it.)