{"id":88776,"date":"2019-03-19T03:42:31","date_gmt":"2019-03-19T10:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2019\/03\/woolly-mammoth-cells-28000-years-old-reactivated"},"modified":"2019-03-19T03:42:31","modified_gmt":"2019-03-19T10:42:31","slug":"woolly-mammoth-cells-28000-years-old-reactivated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2019\/03\/woolly-mammoth-cells-28000-years-old-reactivated","title":{"rendered":"Woolly Mammoth cells 28,000 years-old reactivated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" src=\"https:\/\/search.audioburst.com\/embed\/JM5JqgRAvZXg?player_mode=full_small&query_id=0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt have. We not learned anything from Jurassic Park. A team of Japanese scientist is attempting to bring back the long extinct, you guessed it, Ernie woolly mammoth the animal has been extinct for nearly four thousand years. I thought it was longer than that. But the scientists have emerged to extract the cells of a twenty eight thousand year old mammoth and transport them into a mouse, the cells show signs of life. We\u2019re gonna have a woolly mouse. Here we go. The cells were taken from a mammoth that scientists call Yuka would have been seven at the time of her death. Okay. Her carcass was in pretty good shape. And they found it in Siberia back in two thousand ten now. You may be asking Ernie rightly so how soon until we start seeing these hairy beasts in our woods. It\u2019s only going to be a matter of time before we see him over in Waco. Oh, sure, they say could be quite a while. While the cells took to the mouse eggs, the cells divide to create anything like a fetus. But it did prove that science. It did prove to scientists that they could reawaken cells isn\u2019t a Willie ma\u2019am at the size of an elephant speaker is even bigger than the elephant much planting this what did they think how big do? They think the uterus of the mouse is gonna ho- how big is this thing gonna have to know the science behind this. But it will be fascinated. The I want to be there for the discussion of where do we put them? Do. We put them exactly where they were. Yeah. We put them in Madison Wisconsin or wherever the heck large populations of them were found dead or do we just like, well, we got to put them in Montana and do they have to be in cold climates? Do they have to the plane in Texas? Well, Waco, actually does have a giant mammoth? Sanctuary study dig whatever you wanna call it. But that was four thousand years ago. I imagine the weather was much colder. No, no, no science on that has been settled. I don\u2019t know the science of the weather twenty eight thousand four thousand years ago. Neither does anyone else. Unfortunately, they settled the science. So if so we have to unleash and Canada, I candidate deal with it. I would suggest this that if you\u2019re going to rebuild the woolly mammoth, which are you in on. I know I think you are weak. You shouldn\u2019t be I think, hey, you had your day it came and went you\u2019re gone. Didn\u2019t is man to blame for them not being around. And you know, no man is not to blame Jesus Jesus. That\u2019s right. You had your shot you blew it. You sat around drinking beer watching TV all day. You got fat all of you had heart attacks, you\u2019re gone. It\u2019s done. So I don\u2019t want these things coming back. But if you\u2019re gonna bring them back, I would like you to modify the genes to where we smaller version. Yeah, they\u2019re the size lapdog. Yeah. They could be the size of a lapdog, and they\u2019re domesticated because I\u2019ll be happy to have a woolly mammoth at the house a little horns. Yeah. Tiny little horns, it\u2019s really adorable or you trick them out to be like those Ali fonts Lord of the rings that have long horn. I like that. Yeah. Something something like that since we\u2019re really tricky since we\u2019re playing the part of Jesus here. Let\u2019s go ahead. And trick these suckers up when they come back or just here\u2019s a better idea. Let\u2019s cross him. So when they come back, they have mink coats, look, really, really snazzy, nightlife. Yeah. Really soft. You can sleep around with them. Chinchilla? Yeah. Exactly beautiful. Now. I don\u2019t like the idea of see I\u2019m all about it. Are you? I when I die. I\u2019m figuring unless something kills mega tell about ninety. Okay. I think by ninety we\u2019ll have it figured out. And if I could see a willy mammoth for die man, that\u2019d be great. But what if a kick ass, but here\u2019s the problem if they can do that. Then eventually they can bring you back and then you\u2019ll see the woolly mammoth in life number two. Nobody\u2019s gonna wanna do that. No guy. They don\u2019t bring back. The key had his shot. Kind of like how you talk about it. You had your shot you blew it. Let\u2019s\u201d<\/p>\n<p>KLIF 570 AM<\/p>\n<p><!-- Link: <a href=\"https:\/\/search.audioburst.com\/burst\/JM5JqgRAvZXg\/2019\/03\/18\/Woolly-Mammoth-cells-28000-years-old-reactivated-by-science?ref=flipboard\">https:\/\/search.audioburst.com\/burst\/JM5JqgRAvZXg\/2019\/03\/18\/...=flipboard<\/a> --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIt have. We not learned anything from Jurassic Park. A team of Japanese scientist is attempting to bring back the long extinct, you guessed it, Ernie woolly mammoth the animal has been extinct for nearly four thousand years. I thought it was longer than that. 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