{"id":86928,"date":"2019-01-22T09:22:20","date_gmt":"2019-01-22T17:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/an-appointment-with-death"},"modified":"2019-01-22T09:22:20","modified_gmt":"2019-01-22T17:22:20","slug":"an-appointment-with-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/an-appointment-with-death","title":{"rendered":"An Appointment with Death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"aligncenter blog-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog.images\/an-appointment-with-death.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>The intercom in Death\u2019s office buzzes. With a slightly frustrated sigh, Death lifts his skeletal head from the newspapers he was reading, takes a puff of his cigar, stretches out a little, and presses a button on the intercom.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 I swear, all this work is going to kill me one day. I said I didn\u2019t want to be interrupted, Miss Coffins; what is it?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 I\u2019m sorry, Mr. Death, but Mr. Aging insists that he needs to see you right now. He says it\u2019s urgent.<\/p>\n<p><!-- Link: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leafscience.org\/an-appointment-with-death\/\">https:\/\/www.leafscience.org\/an-appointment-with-death\/<\/a> --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The intercom in Death\u2019s office buzzes. With a slightly frustrated sigh, Death lifts his skeletal head from the newspapers he was reading, takes a puff of his cigar, stretches out a little, and presses a button on the intercom. \u2014 I swear, all this work is going to kill me one day. I said I [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":370,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[269],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-extension"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/370"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}