{"id":5307,"date":"2012-09-23T16:59:25","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T23:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/?p=5307"},"modified":"2012-09-23T16:59:40","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T23:59:40","slug":"interstellar-black-hole-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/interstellar-black-hole-jokes","title":{"rendered":"Interstellar Black Hole Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here is my attempt at interstellar black hole jokes. With the 2nd and 3rd I was attempting humor with a minimum number of words. I\u2019ve managed a 2 word joke. I hope you finds these funny and please contribute your version of these interstellar black hole (family friendly) jokes.<\/p>\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n

The Mechanic & The Owner<\/strong><\/p>\n

Spaceship owner tells spaceship mechanic, \u201cI lost my black hole. Can you help me find it?\u201d<\/p>\n

Spaceship mechanic asks, \u201cWhere? You didn\u2019t lose it around here, did you?\u201d<\/p>\n

Spaceship owner replies, \u201cI\u2019m not sure, the black hole warning light came on a few minutes ago, and I thought I\u2019d come straight overrrrr \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Knock, Knock<\/strong><\/p>\n

Knock, Knockkkkkk \u2026<\/p>\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n

Murphy\u2019s Law Experienced<\/strong><\/div>\n

I just found a black hhhhhhooooooolllllllleeeeeeeee .\u2026<\/p>\n

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Benjamin T Solomon is the author & principal investigator of the 12-year study into the theoretical & technological feasibility of gravitation modification, titled An Introduction to Gravity Modification<\/a>, to achieve interstellar travel in our lifetimes. For more information visit iSETI LLC<\/a>, Interstellar Space Exploration Technology Initiative.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here is my attempt at interstellar black hole jokes. With the 2nd and 3rd I was attempting humor with a minimum number of words. I\u2019ve managed a 2 word joke. I hope you finds these funny and please contribute your version of these interstellar black hole (family friendly) jokes. \u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013 The Mechanic & The Owner [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":224,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[111,622,504,613],"class_list":["post-5307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","tag-black-holes","tag-interstellar-black-hole-jokes","tag-interstellar-travel","tag-small-black-holes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/224"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}