{"id":4908,"date":"2012-09-09T09:23:28","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T16:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/?p=4908"},"modified":"2017-04-29T15:49:51","modified_gmt":"2017-04-29T22:49:51","slug":"the-recurring-parable-of-the-awol-android","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/the-recurring-parable-of-the-awol-android","title":{"rendered":"The Recurring Parable of the AWOL Android"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\"><em>Greetings to the Lifeboat Foundation community and blog readers! I\u2019m <a href=\"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/ex\/bios.reno.j.tibke\" target=\"_blank\">Reno J. Tibke<\/a>, creator of <a href=\"http:\/\/anthrobotic.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><a href=\"http:\/\/Anthrobotic.com\">Anthrobotic.com<\/a><\/a> and new advisory board member. This is my inaugural post, and I\u2019m honored to be here and grateful for the opportunity to contribute a somewhat\u2026 different voice to technology coverage and commentary. Thanks for reading.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/?p=4908\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4916\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"\">This Here Battle Droid\u2019s Gone Haywire<\/span><\/strong><br \/> There\u2019s a new semi-indy sci-fi web series up: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL6BF5DAE7D4915461\" target=\"_blank\">DR0NE<\/a><\/em>. After one episode, it\u2019s looking pretty clear that the series is most likely going to explore shenanigans that invariably crop up when we start using semi-autonomous drones\/robots to do some serious destruction &amp; murdering. Episode 1 is pretty and well made, and stars <em>237<\/em>, the android pictured above looking a lot like Abe Sapien\u2019s battle exoskeleton. Active duty drones here in realityland are not yet humanoid, but now that militaries, law enforcement, the USDA, private companies, and even citizens are seriously ramping up drone usage by land, air, and sea, the subject is timely and watching this fiction is totally recommended.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Update: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL6BF5DAE7D4915461\" target=\"_blank\">DR0NE, Episode 2<\/a> now available)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It would be nice to hope for some originality, and while <em>DR0NE<\/em> is visually and means-of-productionally and distributionally novel, it\u2019s looking like yet another angle on a psychology &amp; set of issues that fiction has thoroughly drilled \u2014 like, for centuries.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"\"><strong>Higher-Def Old Hat?<\/strong><\/span><br \/> Okay, so the modern versions go like this: one day an android or otherwise humanlike machine is damaged or reprogrammed or traumatized or touched by Jesus or whatever, and it miraculously \u201cwakes up,\u201d or its neural network remembers a previous life, or what have you. Generally the machine becomes severely bi-polar about its place in the universe; while it often struggles with the guilt of all the murderdeathkilling it did at others\u2019 behest, it simultaneously develops some serious self-preservation instinct and has little compunction about laying waste to its pursuers, i.e., former teammates &amp; commanders who\u2019d done the behesting.<\/p>\n<p>Admittedly, <em>DR0NE\u2019s<\/em> episode 2 has yet to be released, but it\u2019s not too hard to see where this is going; the trailer shows <em>237<\/em> delivering some vegetablizing kung-fu to it\u2019s human pursuers, and dude, come on \u2014 if a human is punched in the head hard enough to throw them across a room and into a wall or is uppercut into a spasticating backflip, they\u2019re probably just going to embolize and die where they land. Clearly <em>237<\/em> already has the stereotypical post-revelatory per-the-plot justifiable body count.<\/p>\n<p>Where have we seen this pattern before? <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\"\" \/>Without Googling, from the top of one robot dork\u2019s head, we\u2019ve got: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.archetype-movie.com\/flash.html\" target=\"_blank\">Archetype<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/RoboCop\" target=\"_blank\">Robocop<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/I,_Robot_(film)\" target=\"_blank\">iRobot (film)<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Iron_Giant\" target=\"_blank\">Iron Giant<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Short_Circuit\" target=\"_blank\">Short Circuit<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Blade_Runner\" target=\"_blank\">Blade Runner<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/R.U.R.\" target=\"_blank\">Rossum\u2019s Universal Robots<\/a>, and going way, way, way back, the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Golem\" target=\"_blank\">golem<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/the-recurring-parable-of-the-awol-android\/robots-with-quandaries-array\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4915\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4915\" src=\"\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"66\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"\"><strong>Show Me More Me<\/strong><\/span><br \/> Seems we really, really dig on this kind of story. <!--more-->First, the human form pulls us in, or otherwise-shaped characters are slathered with anthropomorphizing juice &amp; Disney eyes and that gets the job done. Then, the awakening (religion much?), followed by the quandaries, the chase, probably a display of power, maybe a taste of revenge with a side of humanizing moral dilemma, and if all goes well, the artificially intelligent non-human character\u2019s morally bankrupt creators get the comeuppance they deserve because they\u2019re bad guys now. The formerly cold machine embraces hot squishy emotion, embodies the compassion and\/or malice of the human spirit, and is celebrated or hated for it\u2019s transcendence to a contemplative, self-aware existence. We the audience once again see that the essence of a human soul, at once powerful, righteous, perhaps dangerous, can persist even in machine form.<\/p>\n<p>Or we\u2019re just sorta, you know, madly in love with masturbating our insecurities.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"\"><strong>Only Broken Robots can Become Humans are Broken<\/strong><\/span><br \/> Let\u2019s armchair this one for a moment: consider as an example the duality of valuing sentient life, yet being totally willing to murder its ass for the \u201cright\u201d reasons. What if that and other necessary logical flaws in our species\u2019 character fuel a kind of superiority complex-based fascination with entities that are not flawed so? That is to say, as thinking beings we relish being trapped in the grey area; intellectuals belittle those who see the world as clearly black &amp; white or right and wrong, and instead celebrate the ability to contemplate nuance and make decisions that are correct enough, but never 100%. To paraphrase the late radical feminist Professor Steven Schacht, <em>\u201cBeing crazy in an insane world is the first step to sanity.\u201d <\/em>Perhaps justifiably, we humans find nobility in imperfection.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI\u2019ve seen things you people wouldn\u2019t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder<br \/> of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.<br \/> All those moments will be lost.. in time. Like tears.. in rain. Time to die.\u201c<\/em><br \/> \u2013Replicant Roy Batty\u2019s Blade Runner death soliloquy<br \/> (<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tears_in_rain_soliloquy\" target=\"_blank\">article<\/a> - <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/a_saUN4j7Gw\" target=\"_blank\">film scene<\/a>) <\/p>\n<p>Thus, when we see the clean, cold, precise cognition of a difference machine suddenly go all batshit rogue PMS, an executive-level narcissism kicks into gear. A mind no longer bound by strict binary code of if-A-then-B mirrors our own imperfections \u2014 the machine that also suffers the background radiation of an always-on yet low-grade cognitive dissonance is <em>like<\/em> us. We should care for it. Teach it. Show it how chaos is so very beautiful.<\/p>\n<p>You know, maybe this sort of story telling makes us feel better for being such a psychologically messy animal. Maybe be we relish in drawing nuanced, distinctly human behaviors out of otherwise coldly decisive machines because it reassures us that being human is the best thing to be. Maybe the conversion of a machine soothes our hardwired fear of animalistic cruelties while massaging our longing for limitless benevolence. Species-level proselytization.<\/p>\n<p>Well, whatever the case, for whatever reasons, we love this thread; it\u2019s a given that human drama and storytelling haven\u2019t really come up with anything new since like, Shakespeare or something - <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everythingisaremix.info\/\" target=\"_blank\">everything\u2019s a remix<\/a>, and narratives that work just, you know, work. The story of a construct bursting into self-awareness and calculating near-instantaneously that life is effectively pointless and immediately eating a bullet or self-immolating or stepping in front of a bus or just turning itself off makes for a very brief, disappointing, and depressing story. Not a whole lot of filmmakers doing that.<\/p>\n<p>So, all that psychobabble up there could probably just be skipped with a shrug and a<br \/>\n<em>\u201cHey, it\u2019s a good show, whatta ya gonna do? How about you shut up and watch?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s reasonable.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"\">Go Watch <em>DR0NE<\/em>. Love that it\u2019s Possible.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong>In addition to entertainers like <a href=\"http:\/\/anthrobotic.com\/2011\/12\/31\/adam-carolla-louis-c-k-new-heroes-of-entertainment-technology\/\" target=\"_blank\">Louis C.K. &amp; Adam Carolla<\/a> independently distributing the bulk of their material online, the web series TV\/serial model is starting to mainstream itself in a very nice way. You\u2019ve got your <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL6BF5DAE7D4915461\" target=\"_blank\">DR0NE<\/a> and<\/em> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/HplusDigitalSeries?feature=fvstc\" target=\"_blank\">H+<\/a><\/em> series, established <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/yt\/advertise\/original-channels.html\" target=\"_blank\">YouTube channels<\/a>, comedy duo <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbogo.com\/#comedy\/browse&amp;assetID=GOROSTGP37575?assetType=SERIES?browseMode=browseGrid?browseID=category.INDB469\/\" target=\"_blank\">Garfunkel &amp; Oates<\/a><\/em> on HBO GO, and a whole stable of entertainers up in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/yt\/creators\/partner.html\" target=\"_blank\">YouTube\u2019s Partner Program<\/a> - even some dorky guy\u2019s ferociously mundane <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MdrTHnrLxu8&amp;feature=share&amp;list=PLE78975FD24AA7398\" target=\"_blank\">Japanese bullet train videos<\/a> can now technically be monetized.<\/p>\n<p>Someone should write about that whole democratization of entertainment through awesome and accessible technology issue. Someone\u2026<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL6BF5DAE7D4915461\" target=\"_blank\">DR0NE \u2014 YOUTUBE PLAYLIST<\/a>]<br \/> [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/HplusDigitalSeries?feature=fvstc\" target=\"_blank\">H+ DIGITAL SERIES \u2014 YOUTUBE CHANNEL<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings to the Lifeboat Foundation community and blog readers! I\u2019m Reno J. Tibke, creator of Anthrobotic.com and new advisory board member. This is my inaugural post, and I\u2019m honored to be here and grateful for the opportunity to contribute a somewhat\u2026 different voice to technology coverage and commentary. Thanks for reading. 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