{"id":177748,"date":"2023-12-08T10:23:22","date_gmt":"2023-12-08T16:23:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2023\/12\/aliens-will-never-invade-earth-because-its-trash"},"modified":"2023-12-08T10:23:22","modified_gmt":"2023-12-08T16:23:22","slug":"aliens-will-never-invade-earth-because-its-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2023\/12\/aliens-will-never-invade-earth-because-its-trash","title":{"rendered":"Aliens Will Never Invade Earth Because It\u2019s \u2018Trash\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"aligncenter blog-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog.images\/aliens-will-never-invade-earth-because-its-trash.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The young man quickly replied, \u201cAliens will never invade Earth because it\u2019s trash.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTotal trash,\u201d his sister confirmed.<\/p>\n<p>They seemed as sure of that as the sun rising in the East and setting in the West. To them, our planet has become nothing more than a cosmic landfill in our galaxy, populated with the worst that humanity can offer. Aliens, they assured me, would no more come here than we would jump into a vat of raw sewage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The young man quickly replied, \u201cAliens will never invade Earth because it\u2019s trash.\u201d \u201cTotal trash,\u201d his sister confirmed. They seemed as sure of that as the sun rising in the East and setting in the West. To them, our planet has become nothing more than a cosmic landfill in our galaxy, populated with the worst [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":661,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-space"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/661"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}