{"id":14796,"date":"2015-06-11T10:49:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-11T17:49:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/?p=14796"},"modified":"2017-04-29T15:45:50","modified_gmt":"2017-04-29T22:45:50","slug":"pet-peeve-4-time-zones-are-for-locals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/pet-peeve-4-time-zones-are-for-locals","title":{"rendered":"Pet Peeve #4: Time zones are for locals"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you ever made a list of pet peeves? I\u2019m not referring to the behavioral quirks that couples develop over years of cohabitation. That\u2019s part of every relationship and it is only addressed through give and take and a lot of patience. Rather, I refer to the little things that have become institutionalized all around us\u2014and yet, we know that they are just plain idiotic. The problem is that they are too small to be picked up by the national news and too common to believe that they can be avoided.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s say that you are driving along a road that comes to an end by forming a \u2018T\u2019 at the side of a much busier road. The cross street is busy, but it\u2019s not divided. You plan to make a left turn after clearing a string of high-speed cars approaching from the right.<\/p>\n

Conditions are good and there are no obstructions. There is no one coming from the left. Looking to the right, you can see a mile down the road. There are 4 cars speeding toward you, a long space and then a major throng of cars that will tie up the intersection for minutes. You get ready to drop the hammer as soon as that 4th car passes the intersection. You are patient, in a good mood and your car is well tuned.<\/p>\n

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What\u2019s the dumbest thing that the driver in car #4 could do? Does he have the power to ruin your day and raise your blood pressure while trying to be a nice guy? He sure does!<\/p>\n

He can hesitate\u2014slowing just enough to get honked by the parade behind him and just enough to close your window of opportunity. If you are in a hurry to get somewhere, he will ruin your morning faster than you can mime \u201cMove your friggin\u2019 tailpipe!!\u201d<\/em>. He is oblivious to the fact that his gesture of good will has backfired.<\/p>\n

Cross street drivers who let up on the gas are one of my three pet peeves. But today, I was reminded of another minor irritation. From now on, I will call it \u201cPet Peeve #4\u201d.<\/p>\n

I have a good friend in Germany. He is a high tech entrepreneur and tends to move about the globe. His businesses are in Australia and New Zealand, and he spent a long part of the past year in Shanghai. I never know where he will be. But he is currently in Germany and he knows that I am in America.<\/p>\n

Realizing that we need to discuss an important matter, he asks me if I will be available during my weekday mornings, between 9 and 11 AM my time. Noting that he has already contemplated the time difference, I check my calendar. \u201cSure. That works for me,\u201d<\/em> I tell him\u2026 \u201cWhy don\u2019t you set the schedule? Any morning this week is good.\u201d<\/em> He commits to have a colleague figure out the final date.<\/p>\n

\"Taj<\/a>Minutes later, I receive a Google Calendar link for my approval. It asks that our meeting be scheduled for next Wed from 21:30 to 22:00, India Standard Time<\/em><\/span>. I was unprepared for the involuntary groan that arose from the pit of my stomach. Here, is an open letter to my buddy and the colleague who scheduled our conference to be held on India Time\u2026<\/p>\n

C\u2019mon guys \/ gals\u2026 The Internet works on \u201cInternet Time\u201d, also known as UTC or GMT. It is effectively Earth time. It never changes with seasons, war, edict, accidents or daylight savings. It just moves forward as the universal heartbeat of the Internet.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

\"clocks\"Please don\u2019t make me translate your Indian Standard Time. I will get it wrong. I always do.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

And please don\u2019t figure it out in \u201cUSA-Eastern Standard Time\u201d. Here in the US, politicians shift Daylight Savings dates, sometimes splitting it by local counties. In some areas, they change it by only 30 minutes for border towns. (Yes! We are that nuts).<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

So please: Just tell me the time in UTC. It is the only time that should ever be cited when dealing with anyone that you can\u2019t reach with a personal handshake.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

P.S. Don\u2019t take insult when I post your suggested meeting time (and this sarcastic response) to Lifeboat. Sure, you helped me to discover a new peeve\u2014But you have also hit upon my funny bone!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Faithfully yours, ~Phil<\/p>\n

Philip Raymond is Co-Chair of The Cryptocurrency Standards Association<\/a>. He sits on the New Money Systems Board at Lifeboat and advises banks & brokers on <\/sub>new age currencies. Raymond was master of ceremonies and speaker at The Bitcoin Event<\/a> in New York.<\/sub><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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