{"id":111812,"date":"2020-08-23T15:52:17","date_gmt":"2020-08-23T22:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/the-5-greatest-things-ever-accomplished-while-high"},"modified":"2020-08-23T16:11:43","modified_gmt":"2020-08-23T23:11:43","slug":"the-5-greatest-things-ever-accomplished-while-high","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/the-5-greatest-things-ever-accomplished-while-high","title":{"rendered":"The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"aligncenter blog-photo\" href=\"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog.images\/the-5-greatest-things-ever-accomplished-while-high.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We always wonder how that \u201cEureka Moment\u201d turns up\u2026but truth may lie in the \u201cHigh and Mighty\u201d.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>\n<em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/Cracked.com\">Cracked.com<\/a>\u2019s new book is <a target=\"c\" href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/fIrwRK\">now on sale<\/a>. What follows is one of the classic articles that appear in the book, along with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/you-might-be-a-zombie\/\">18 new articles<\/a> that you can\u2019t read anywhere else.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Any dreadlocked white guys finding this article after Googling \u201cDrugs Rule\u201d should know that we\u2019ve given this list about drugs a rule. To make the cut, an accomplishment has to be considered great by people who could pass a field sobriety test. So no Grateful Dead music. We\u2019re sure someone somewhere has enjoyed the Dead perfectly sober, just as there are probably non-Christians who listen to Christian Rock. But we\u2019re just as sure that in the grand scheme of things, those people don\u2019t count.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, because we\u2019re masochists, we gave ourselves a strict no music policy, leaving us with \u2026 well, not a whole lot actually. Turns out most great things were accomplished by people who just said no, at least immediately prior to accomplishing them. Except for these five.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We always wonder how that \u201cEureka Moment\u201d turns up\u2026but truth may lie in the \u201cHigh and Mighty\u201d. Cracked.com\u2019s new book is now on sale. What follows is one of the classic articles that appear in the book, along with 18 new articles that you can\u2019t read anywhere else. Any dreadlocked white guys finding this article [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":534,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/534"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111827,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111812\/revisions\/111827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeboat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}